November 03, 2004

Cryonics, that's the rub!

Now I finally realize why Kerry lost. It's his hair. The man looks like an (albeit intelligent) dork, frozen in action in 1972 and then thawed out in 2004 to run for President. No wonder Bush won. What we need is an Arnold in Sweden, too. But with brains. People say that looks don't count. Hogwash. Of course they do. Just ask Stefan Persson at Hennes and Mauritz.



So we're stuck with Bush. Let's make the best of it, OK?


1 comment:

Gabriel said...

New York expensive? You don't say! What I've found is that you really need your parents to visit now and again, to get the chances to eat in really nice places and such. That's the key, I tell you!